What will I do w/myself? And the day after that, and after that?

With my self-imposed celibacy, I have tons of time, so much time, now I can even update this little obscure blog o'mine.

Seriously, not having sex saves me so much hassle, mainly freeing me from rigorous grooming and feminine rituals. I don't have to tend to my pubic hair as often(because I shave every.day, sometimes even 2X a day) but this morning, I didn't and that saved me a whole 15 minutes, yay. And I also usually agonize over my lingerie choice for the day, but today, I'm wearing a sports bra and ratty RDO panties. RDO is Red Days Only, if you must know. And again, that saved me about 10 minutes this morning. All in all, I have gained about half an hour in my morning just by deciding not to fuck any gross dudes for a while.

Another relief is the lack of UTIs. I get them so chronically and it makes me so bitchy and uncomfortable. Oh, I can lay off the probiotics for a while.

Elizabeth assumed that I would be using sex toys to "take the edge off"(HER euphemism, not mine) and I don't know if I ever talked about this before, but I abhor vibrators. I've always found them to be so... mechanical and not at all sexy; it's so utilitarian that I might well use my Sonicare in there(I haven't). Plus the mere concept of... vibration is wholly unerotic. When was the last time anyone's dick ever vibrated? Yeah, exactly.

This no sex thing has also rendered me idle at nights as well. I mean, I never realized how much of my 6pm - 11pm hours were devoted to sex and its associates: the prelude to fucking(dinner & drinks), fucking, or the aftermath of fucking(talking, cuddling, suffering of UTIs). Geez, where the hell did I find the time? No wonder I was tired constantly.

So 29 more days to go. If this doesn't work, I can always eliminate carbs from my diet and see if that makes me feel better about myself(it probably won't).