Just so we're clear

Someone brought up a v good point:

"If you're not afraid to die, why are you afraid of STDs?"

Because STDs don't kill you. They prolong your misery w/nasty looking sores on the vag and labia, and inconveniences you w/shit like burning during urination.

I am not afraid of death, but don't forget: I am vain. STDs give you ugly genitals. I don't need more issues w/my vag, my mole is plenty enough, thanks.