$350 an hour girl

Guess what-- I found out that I absolutely ABHOR minimum wage jobs. I have slowly found my way back into the sex industry once again.

Remember way back when... when I thought stripping was a good idea? I ended up being scared shitless, getting harassed by an ugly, smelly dude named Todd, with blisters all over my 4 inch heels. I did not make the big moolah, let's put it that way. It sucked. I would get irrationally afraid of any dude that would come near me, and I just couldn't "work" the johns enough to get decent tips. I think part of the problem was that every girl dancing was high, and I was not(because I was afraid it would cloud my judgement).

So here I am, back to square one, realizing that the most money to be made in the shortest amount of time is via my body. Hell, I even have the low self-esteem to really accessorize this baby up. Anyway, even though I wanted to go into hooking for a while, somehow, I never found the courage to do it. I was too afraid of getting busted by the popos to really try.

But now, I have my first client lined up for tomorrow. Well, that is, if I don't lose my nerve and actually go through with it.

I posted an ad on CL: "Hot college girl available" under casual encounters.

"Hi, I'm a cute college girl who is tiny, adorable, sweet, fit(5'3" and 100 lbs). I am looking for a hookup with a guy who is generou$ and understanding, and in return, I make a VERY good playmate. Age, race, is not important. Couples are cool, too. Please email me if you are interested!

Ciao"

I daren't post anything under erotic services because that's just ASKING to be arrested.

Anyway, I get flooded with responses, mostly from losers who can't put a sentence together. There is one guy but he has a Jewish last name, and I didn't write back for that reason. Plus, I did some detective work and found out he was a DO, and that turned me off. (Hey, I'm a whore, but I'm still a pretentious whore.) Five hours later, a guy named JAY(the caps are all his) writes, sends a torso shot of himself(pretty cute, actually) and includes his phone number.

So I blocked my number and I called him, and to my surprise: he actually sounds kinda cool. Of course, I am playiing the role of a 22 year old college girl-bait, so I say something like, "I've never done this before and I'm nervous." And then I said my rate was $500

He was like, "Uh... so I don't know if you know this, but the standard going rate is around 200 bucks or so."

Me: "Ohh... Hmmm, really? Well, I have a boyfriend and I don't think I could do this for anything less than $500"

JAY: "How about you come over, and I watch you, and you watch me? No touching."

Me: "How much?"

JAY: "Couple hundred."

Me: "Oh... sorry, I don't think I can do that. But thanks anyway."

Then I hung up.

1 hour later, I get an email from him: "How about $300, watching only?"

I write back: "Hmmmm... I don't think I can go any lower than $350, unfortunately. Well, you can look at my pic and decide. ;)"

I sent him a cheesy pic and he wrote back RIGHT AWAY

"OK. Your place or do you want to travel?"



So basically, this guy is offering me $350 to come over and "watch" him, and for him to "watch" me. That sounds too good to be true, doesn't it?

What's weird is that I googled his phone number and I found an ad he wrote for a "nude model." As in, he wanted to be the nude model. Odd, huh?

So here's where my common sense comes in. I'm going to hire a bodyguard to man me while I do this. He'll be outside the hotel room, but I'm going to pay him maybe $10-$20 an hour, and that still means I'll make $330. Not bad, considering all I'm doing is letting him watch. What he'll be watching, I'm not really sure.

Basically, I am hiring an independent pimp for myself. Kind of funny. I have 3 interviews lined up, and I wonder how many of them will accept the job if I tell them this was for the job of an independent contactor-pimp. I need someone who's listened to too much bad rap music.