I wasted my youth when I was young

OMG. I just came home from my section and the Swedish freshman invited me to his 19th birthday party. I about died.

Him: "So you should totally come to my party. You can be my guest of honor."
Me: "How old are you exactly?"
Him: "I'm three days away from nineteen!"[he said proudly]
Me: "OMG. I could be your damn mother."
Him: "No way! Unless you had me at like, age three!"
Me: "No, seriously. I'm almost 30."
Him: [silence]
Me: "Yeah, see? I'm too old to party with you."
Him: [he does not disagree]

I ate too much last night and I feel sooo gross this morning. I didn't get up in time for my 6 am run, but I'm dashing to the gym to torch some calories. And I'm officially 'rexing today.

I am disgusting. I'm almost 30. Oh god, oh god, oh god. I need my youth back.