Put the moves on him when you're "drunk" and feign clarity or embarrassment the day after, depending on his reaction. Works best if you have an actual history of humping strange boys when you're about 2 bottles of wine in. This is how my last not-sure-if-he's-my-boyfriend transitioned into yes-he-is-boyfriend.
Turned down the residence in colony today. Guess I don't hate it here that much after all.
Leaving for Tampa in a few hours. Hope I don't come back smelling like the olds(i.e. Ben Gay, vitamins, urine).
The Coward's Litmus Test to Determine whether, in fact, you are dating
Thursday, January 3, 2008
Posted by C at 2:25 PM
Labels: colony, dating test, Tampa
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Please. Promise me you will never change.
I seriously have no idea how you found me (because I found you through a link from you to me in my dashboard) but I love your attitude. This is not a huge stamp of endorsement, because one must consider the source (me).
But you make me laugh my ass off. Please, continue business as usual and I will get my daily cyber-high via your site.
Are you my sister Kim? I swear you would BLOW MY MIND if you were Kim. I know you're not, but you would seriously turn my world upside down if I found you were my sister.
But if you were, it would explain the low self esteem issues.
Carry on.
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