Received the following text from an ex today:
"Would you be interested in a 3some w/my gf? She thinks you're hot and so do I."
Um..??!!!
This is offensive on so many levels.
What the hell makes him think I'd want to fuck his gf? Past behavior would indicate that I'm open to fucking the ex, but his gf? What the hell?? From what I've seen of her, she could not even remotely be construed as attractive. But let's set that aside for a minute. Who the fuck propositions their EX-GIRLFRIEND for group sex??? Especially one they haven't spoken to in over 2 years?? That is fucked up. Seriously, dementedly fucked up.
My reply:
"Eww. No. Non. Never! I think your gf is fug. Text me when you upgrade."
Gross.
Edited to say: It's been five hours and hey, no reply!
This is just bad manners
Tuesday, January 1, 2008
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2 comments:
Absolutely beautiful: "Text me when you upgrade."
There is no more perfect response to that initial text than the one you provided. Bravo!
"Text me when you upgrade"
That's brilliant!! Wonder how bad he wants you?
That is hysterical! Kudos to you on what might possibly be the best answer in history.
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