Things I hate for reasons even unbeknownst to myself

Edition: can't explain it.

-Dartmouth grads(too stupid to know they're alive, in the manner of Wilson)
-Cornell grads(that school is so fucking weird; they have like 12 of them, including the School of Hotels and School of Farming)
-Brown grads(everyone hates Brown, even Lisa Simpson)
-men who look like women and women who look like men(freaks me out)
-redheads(Ewww.)
-albinos
-cats
-apish-looking people(e.g. Eli Roth)
-crooked penises
-computer programmers
-women named Cynthia